Conservative lawyer George Conway on Thursday ripped Home Republicans with an up to date, Donald Trump-inspired model of The Ten Commandments.
Conway shared the mocking checklist on X, previously Twitter, in response to Rep. Greg Steube’s (R-Fla.) reward of latest Home Speaker Mike Johnson’s (R-La.) strong Christian faith, which critics worry will influence the operating of the Home.
The commandments are “to be posted in all Members’ workplaces per order of the Speaker,” Conway joked.
The primary commandment learn: “Thou shalt don’t have any different gods earlier than me, besides thou shalt followeth thy Orange Jesus over any ethical cliff.”
The fourth mocked Rep. Lauren Boebert’s (R-Colo.) “Beetlejuice” controversy: “Keep in mind the sabbath day, to maintain it holy, except thou attendeth a musical manufacturing in Denver.”
The eighth ridiculed Trump’s bogus 2020 election fraud claims and alleged mishandling of categorized paperwork: “Thou shalt not steal, except thou needeth to steeleth one moreth than a sure variety of standard votes or except thou can hideth thy stollen paperwork at thy lavatory in thy resort.”
“Stollen” was deliberately misspelled to mock a frequent Trump typo.
Learn the complete checklist right here:
To be posted in all Members’ workplaces per order of the Speaker:
1. Thou shalt don’t have any different gods earlier than me, besides thou shalt followeth thy Orange Jesus over any ethical cliff.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven picture, except thou shalt have purchaseth it on… https://t.co/pPK3Yte4dQ— George Conway (@gtconway3d) October 26, 2023
Johnson was elected this week following three weeks of Republican infighting after the ousting of Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) from the management function.
On Thursday, Johnson advised Fox Information’ Sean Hannity that his private worldview could be found from picking up the Bible.
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