1. NGL, this is able to be hella complicated:
Think about you had been a vampire nowhere close to the Center East and don’t know who Jesus is however the day after he dies you gotta determine why decrease case t’s began hurting.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) July 2, 2021
2.*Stands up and aggressively applauds*
3. I can confidently say that I’ve by no means seen this content material warning on another film:
4. That is undoubtedly a model new sentence, nevertheless it’s additionally cute as heck:
Apparently it really works like in Discipline of Desires. In the event you hold the flag, the gays will come.And they’ll steal each fucking certainly one of your dinosaur stickers.
— Professor Helena Handbasket, Miskatonic U (@PrettiestFrog) October 5, 2023
5. Apologies to all my buddies and family, however I’ll now be saying, “Brother I might not pay an acorn a decade,” alllllll the time any longer:
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6.Poetry for the childfree:
7. Yadda yadda 2023 bingo card:
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8.WHAT DOES THIS MEAN:
9.A sage and smart level:
10.I……. what?
11.To be honest, anybody who has ever labored as a receptionist for greater than every week would have darkish power:
12.Hmm. Evocative:
13.Feed them!
14. He is out of line, however he is proper:
vinegar is loopy man. the wario of water
— ● Will Wiesenfeld ● (@BATHSmusic) October 15, 2023
15.Okay, I will even be utilizing this in my day by day life:
16.Grubhub driver has pizazz:
17. And at last, this masterpiece of a sentence:
I both give too many fucks about one thing or I do not give any fucksI can not seem to discover a center floor for average fuck distribution
— Noah Kinsey (@thenoahkinsey) May 19, 2016
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