Elections final week confirmed voters are rejecting the broader right-wing “parental rights” motion and, particularly, the national group Moms for Liberty, which has protested the whole lot from vital race principle – which proponents see as a framework to look at how the taint of racism nonetheless impacts, Black People and different individuals of shade – to books that give even imprecise point out to sexuality or gender identification.
How impolite! Simply because the Southern Poverty Regulation Heart, a hate-group watchdog, identifies Moms for Liberty as an anti-government extremist group doesn’t imply voters ought to repudiate the group for disrupting faculty board conferences and making weak youngsters really feel unsafe.
Luckily, Mothers for Liberty is taking issues in stride, as evidenced by this EXCLUSIVE and completely not-made-up inner memo I obtained:
Hey, fellow mothers who hate books! I do know a few of you feel a bit of pink (we don’t say “blue” – that’s a boy shade!) as a result of issues didn’t EXACTLY go our way on election night. However we right here on the chief board wish to calm everybody’s nerves and allow you to know Mothers for Liberty stays extra dedicated than ever to creating certain the voices of mothers who need everybody to stay by their guidelines and their guidelines alone are heard!
Due to filthy liberal book-huggers and other people brainwashed into believing that “variety” is an effective factor – YUCK! – we suffered some losses in school board elections throughout the nation. We blame these losses largely on elections, which we stand in opposition to, believing as a substitute that college board members ought to be chosen by us, as we’re the morally righteous chosen ones.
(What’s “democracy”? That appears like a ebook phrase!)
It’s true that in Iowa, the place we endorsed 13 faculty board candidates, 12 of them lost, however we attribute that solely to Marxism juice that left-wing elites injected into this 12 months’s Iowa corn crops.
In central Ohio, two of the 10 candidates whom we both supported or who signed pledges supporting us received! That’s a really excessive share fee of victory so long as you imagine math is a far-left assemble that ought to be outlawed, which we do. Go mothers!
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Sure, DEMONrats took management of the Central Bucks School District in Pennsylvania by way of the decidedly satanic tactic of “getting extra votes” than the candidates we advisable. And in Virginia’s Loudoun County, three of our 4 candidates misplaced, or as we prefer to name it, “prevailed in reverse.”
These outcomes prompted individuals like Democratic consultant Jared Leopold to inform The Washington Put up, a publication we don’t learn as a result of it accommodates details: “It seems that speaking endlessly about vital race principle shouldn’t be a profitable approach to win vital races.”
Hah, hah, hah. Isn’t that simply hilarious.
Pay attention up, fellow joyful warriors: Are we going to let a sweeping electoral rejection of our passionate want to guard youngsters from historical past, actuality and their very own identities pressure us to cease doing issues like calling for book bans, dehumanizing LGBTQ+ children and quoting Adolf Hitler to make a point?
Heck no! (Pardon the salty language.)
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Apart from, it wasn’t all unhealthy information this week. Learn this from an Associated Press report: “A Republican candidate who refused to denounce an area chapter of Mothers for Liberty that used a quote by Adolf Hitler in a publication has received her election as mayor of Carmel, Indiana, a rich suburb of Indianapolis.”
That’s what we right here at Mothers for Liberty name progress!
Transferring ahead, we encourage all members to take the next steps and assist develop our necessary parental-rights group that positively doesn’t exist simply to foment outrage and lift cash:
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Proceed utilizing your apparently boundless free time to read every book in your local school library, protecting a watchful eye for our key pink flags – scenes involving any type of intercourse, sexuality, shirtless-ness, kindness or fundamental human connection; something that means white individuals have ever completed something mistaken, at any level in historical past, ever; and anthropomorphized animals exhibiting even the slightest stage of same-sex attraction, significantly penguins.
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Keep in mind our new “DNA” coverage in relation to using quotes from well-known fascists and mass murderers: Do Not Attribute. That’s what received us in hassle the final time!
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As soon as per week, attempt to deny at least one LGTBQ+ child’s right to exist whereas concurrently touting your deeply held ethical beliefs and coaching your mind to reject the communist idea of hypocrisy.
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Ship us as a lot cash as you may so we will proceed to guard all youngsters from details – “the satan’s proof” – and the ills of studying to be equitable and inclusive, two darkish gateways to the soulless liberal apply of compassion.
Onward, Mothers for Liberty! Let’s get on the market and preserve sharing our welcoming message that anybody who doesn’t comply with stay by our ethical code is both demonic or an un-American lout.
All the things’s going nice!
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