Individuals Are Sharing Their Wildest Tales About *That One Coworker*, And They Vary From Horrifying To Utterly Unhinged
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Just lately, we wrote concerning the wildest, most memorable coworkers folks ever had, and now we’re again for much more. Listed here are the terrifying, heartbreaking, and downright weird coworker tales the BuzzFeed Community shared.*
*We additionally included some responses from this Reddit thread.
1.“I had a technician that labored for me kill his spouse, who additionally labored for me, with a hammer. He got here to work as if nothing had occurred, advised me that she was sick and would not be in, and put the hammer into his toolbox. Think about my shock when the cops confirmed up a few hours later searching for him.”
2.“I labored with a woman who faked kidney failure, dialysis, surgical procedure, the entire bit, to reap the benefits of the corporate’s sick depart coverage. She’d come again from weekends sunburned however at all times had a narrative of why she was exterior through the weekend (i.e. watching her brother play kickball). She was came upon after we contacted her dad and mom to attempt to get her hospital room quantity in order that we may ship her get-well flowers.”
3.“Throughout one summer time in school, I labored at a summer time camp the place the advisors’ ages ranged from excessive schoolers (you needed to be not less than 15 to work there) to younger adults. One 12 months, a counselor who was in her 20s was fired as a result of she was texting a bunch of the teenaged woman counselors asking them to have sleepovers together with her and her husband, about their sexual historical past, to ship footage of themselves to her and her husband, and simply different inappropriate issues. She would even give their numbers to her husband, and he would textual content them. She was instantly fired, and the dad and mom of the ladies understandably needed to press fees, however legislation enforcement stated they could not since nothing bodily occurred. I hope these two are on some watchlist as a result of I worry what is going to occur once they handle to discover a sufferer.”
4.“I delivered pizza for Papa John’s for about 4 years. Clearly you see lots of people come and go throughout that period of time, however one man stood out. He received misplaced on all his runs, even fundamental quick hops down main roads. … After a number of days of this, the supervisor lastly determined to let him go. He grabbed his automobile topper and spiked it on the floor, then got here round entrance and tried to throw it by way of the entrance window. … She received a restraining order on him, and we thought that was that. Quick-forward a month or two.”
“I’m the closing driver, and the one different individual working is the shift lead, who’s within the money workplace counting down tills. I’m strolling out the entrance door with an enormous supply. As I begin to load the bag into my automobile, I discover a number of police sirens, and I can inform they’re shifting fairly quick. I look over my proper shoulder on the foremost thoroughfare we have been positioned on and see two cop automobiles flying down the road. I instinctively monitor left to comply with them, however they do not go the place I feel they need to be. I grow to be conscious that one thing wild is occurring proper now as I see a pickup fly up over the curb into our parking zone and hurtle towards the shop with the cops following. The automobile slams into the entrance floor-to-ceiling home windows and thru the entrance counter. The truck is totally inside the shop in relation to a cease. Cops fly out and swarm the car. I hear screaming a couple of grenade. Up ’til that time, I have been standing lower than 10 toes from the place all this occurred, and it all of a sudden hits me how shut I got here to getting hit, and I lastly get the fuck out of the realm.
Seems my previous coworker was severely off steadiness. He had began fucking with a cop on the Denny’s down the street, hit a cruiser together with his truck, then backed up and hit it once more, then took off, and so they gave chase. For some cause, he determined to finish their chase on the place he’d labored for a number of days.”
5.“I had a colleague who was married with three youngsters. We knew one another sufficient to say howdy and make small discuss, throughout which we realized that our daughters shared a primary title. From that time on, we might typically discuss our households and residential life to the purpose the place I thought of him a good friend. A couple of months later, he advised me his spouse was leaving him for one more man. He was distraught however appeared like he was attempting to simply accept it as a lot as potential. A good friend and I met him for espresso one night and talked with him about his divorce. He was unhappy however resigned; he even stated he cherished her very a lot, that he simply needed her to be joyful, and had no intention of dragging out the divorce. Two days later, I realized that he had gone to the boyfriend’s condo the place his spouse and children have been.”
“He confronted the boyfriend, then killed him with a gun, then shot himself within the head. Thank God the spouse and youngsters have been spared. I am nonetheless baffled that there had been no indicators of what he had been planning.”
6.“At my first job ever, I labored with a coworker who did meth within the rest room. Meth. He had labored there for 2 years and by no means received caught. At some point he got here as much as me after the shop closed (this was a grocery retailer) and requested if I may cowl the final hour of his shift since he lined an hour for me earlier this week. I stated positive, and he was so excited that he took a bottle of windex off the shelf and took a drink of it.”
7.“I labored at a monkey lab, and Mark, the evening safety guard, would take the safety truck, decide up some booze, drive 80 miles to San Francisco, decide up a intercourse employee, drive the 80 miles again to his trailer, drink extra, get laid, drive the intercourse employee again to San Francisco, after which would return to work nonetheless drunk, proper earlier than the morning crew confirmed up. On a reasonably common foundation.”
8.“Again within the early ’80s at a personal tow pound in New York Metropolis, I witnessed a man take off one other man’s left arm with a machete, simply above the elbow, in a single stroke. The man that had his arm sliced off was a fairly large dude, and the man with the machete was just a little man. … The massive man would mercilessly tease the little man and had lately taken to smacking him on the again of the top every time the chance offered itself. On the fateful day, after getting smacked within the head, the little man warned him that if he ever touched him once more, he would lower off his arm. The massive man could not resist, and because the little man walked by a couple of minutes later, he smacked him on the top.”
“The little man went straight to the boss’s workplace and requested to borrow $20 upfront on his wage which the boss was glad to do as up till that day, the little man was considered one of his finest staff. The little man walked a few blocks to a ironmongery shop, purchased a machete and had it sharpened, wrapped it up in a newspaper and returned to the tow pound. The massive man was sitting in his tow truck together with his left arm out of the window, and I used to be about 12 toes away when the little man slid the machete from his makeshift newspaper scabbard and delivered the one blow. He then positioned the machete on the ground and sat down in a chair to attend for the cops.
There was a number of blood, screams from the massive man, yelling for ice to place the severed arm in, freaking pandemonium, and the entire time, the little man simply sat there and waited for the cops to reach.”
9.“Again within the day the place dial-up web dominated, I labored for a big airline. Considered one of my coworkers would typically work late, and apparently, he favored to surf porn. He later defined to me that this was as a result of the airline paid for wired broadband, so he may surf at excessive pace.”
“Anyway, he labored late one evening and went about his (apparently) common late-night porn surf. He was particularly keen on erotic tales that includes younger Asian girls. Chances are you’ll be questioning how I do know this: It was as a result of he printed these tales (to take residence later?) and in his post-whack daze, left them on the printer.
So, the next morning, the Christianity-as-a-lifestyle woman that sat instantly subsequent to the printer received a enjoyable bonus when she went to print one thing — a thick stack of erotica. To offer context to her outrage, this can be a girl who would take her breaks to wish, stored a number of footage of Jesus at her desk, and would wedge bible verses into dialog.
Oddly, this did not get the gentleman fired. … The pinnacle of our division promised David that subsequent time, he could be fired. To go together with that, David was now beneath fixed scrutiny. Every time David left the workplace for any size of time, the top of the division would wander over and begin probing David’s machine for incriminating proof. This put an enormous damper in David’s non-public web time, not less than for a short while. Six months later, the warmth had died down fairly a bit, and David began proper again up once more. His wishes had apparently shifted, and now younger Asian girls not sufficed. His preferences had migrated to images of barely authorized Asians. Little doubt you notice how I knew this — sure, buried a number of folders deep, David was protecting his digital spank-bank on his firm owned pc.
For those who suppose that is the purpose the place the story ends, and David will get the pink-slip, you would be flawed. Our mutual employers need to fireplace him was solely equaled by their determined want for certified workers. So, David stayed. The pinnacle of the division advised him that subsequent time, he would most actually be fired.
As is usually the case with corporations, the airline we labored for was owned by a good bigger firm. … The oldsters working on the mother or father firm…handled everybody on the airline with an off-the-cuff disregard that might shock royalty. … David ended up working with a member of the IT division for the mother or father firm. Whereas they labored collectively on some connectivity venture, the man from the mother or father firm made it some extent to insult David, David’s work, and the community it ran on. … David took this as a problem, and went about working a only recently launched NTLM password cracker on the mother or father firm’s community. To nobody’s shock, David was capable of harvest a big portion of the mother or father firm’s usernames and passwords. The following time these mother or father firm guys gave David any crap, he was going to point out them.
A couple of days later, David ended up again on the cellphone with the identical IT man from the mother or father firm. As anticipated, he was simply as abusive to David as ever. David pulled out his secret weapon, and advised the IT man in intimate element how straightforward it was for him to get the mother or father firm’s passwords, and the way their community wasn’t any safer than the airline’s.
The following day, David, our division head, and the CEO of the airline went into an workplace, and David was unceremoniously shit-canned. The IT man from the mother or father firm had labeled David as a hacker and went to the top of the mother or father firm to verify David’s profession was over. Not glad with merely terminating David, the FBI was additionally referred to as in to look into the hacking, in addition to allegations that David was trafficking in baby pornography. That is proper, David’s cache of barely-legal porn was now the topic of an FBI investigation. His coworkers have been compelled to present statements to the feds, and his direct supervisor, when requested concerning the ages of the ladies in David’s porno stash, emphatically replied, ‘With Asian ladies, you by no means can inform!’
The feds have been by no means in a position, or by no means all for constructing a case in opposition to David, and he quietly moved on to different work.”
10.“I labored for a automobile dealership, and one of many representatives within the purchase middle (the place folks may are available in and promote their automobiles to the supplier group to grow to be used automobile stock) would stroll round carrying his steering wheel. It was a fast launch steering wheel — like what folks often placed on a race automobile — however inexplicably, he’d put it on his CRV and would simply take it off daily when he parked and take it round with him. He did not work there very lengthy, but it surely made an impression… So when he ended up on the information for murdering his ex-girlfriend, it made it quite a bit simpler to remind curious coworkers who he was.”
“‘Who was that?’ ‘The one who carried the steering wheel round.’ ‘OH! THAT GUY!'”
11.“After I was in highschool, I labored at Greatest Purchase. Within the again warehouse there was a cardboard crusher, and someday one other worker and I have been throwing bins down into it. Abruptly, the machine jams and begins making an terrible noise. Apparently, somebody had put a wood pallet down the chute, however earlier than I may say or do something, the man I am working with says, ‘I received it.’ He then proceeds to dive head first into the cardboard crusher and trip the 12-foot metal chute like a slide. The warehouse supervisor noticed what simply occurred and misplaced his shit. He got here working throughout the warehouse screaming, ‘Did he simply leap in there? He didn’t simply leap in there!’ The supervisor runs over and hits the emergency cease button, and the man comes out of the Cardboard Crusher questioning what the massive deal was. Ought to most likely point out, too, that that worker was lacking the tops of two fingers as a result of he had lower them off in store class.”
12.“A man from my workplace robbed a financial institution in the course of the day whereas driving one of many firm’s autos that had been assigned to him — which was caught on digital camera.”
13.“I labored with a man at a quick meals restaurant who turned out to be a neo-Nazi. At some point he and one other coworker stop to go touring collectively. A pair weeks later, we discover out throughout police questioning that he had brutally murdered the coworker good friend with a machete and set his physique on hearth a number of states over.”
14.“Within the convention room, throughout a gathering, my boss will get up, walks to the nook of the room, and whereas nonetheless speaking, unzips his pants and pisses in a pretend plant. He then sits again down like nothing occurred, nonetheless mid-sentence.”
15.“I had a coworker who received caught performing intercourse acts within the parking zone together with his drug supplier. Who caught him? A 15-year-old hostess! It was her first and final evening working there! Poor factor — it was additionally her first job. The man within the automobile performing simply by no means got here again in!”
16.“A longtime coworker at McDonald’s stated you wouldn’t get burned in the event you caught your hand within the fryer oil and pulled it out actually rapidly. I stated you’ll. He confirmed me. He received burned.”
17.“I as soon as went and frolicked with a coworker at their home. She advised me she has to let her canine hump her leg. The canine has a ‘particular’ whine for when it desires to hump her leg. About half-hour into us hanging out, the canine whines — my coworker put a blanket on her leg after which let her canine go to city. After the canine was ‘completed,’ she made a number of feedback about how joyful her canine was, and that’s why she lets her do it. We by no means frolicked once more.”
18.“A nurse I labored with was discovered unresponsive within the bathtub stall. This incident had clear indicators of IV drug use. A syringe/injection set discovered on the ground, and blood was working down the within of her arm. … Relatively than administration leaping to ‘Holy $***, we’ve received an issue,’…we stored her alive and woke her up within the ED. Our supervisor listened to her tearful clarification of being drained, having sick youngsters, and never sleeping, and allowed her to go sleep in a name room. Not kidding. It takes one other month earlier than the cognitive dissonance dissolves. In depth audits have been finished — they have been discovered to have diverted an estimated tens of hundreds mg/equal of morphine.”
19.“Considered one of my first jobs was at an amusement park, and in the event you have been a ‘good worker’ (confirmed up on time and sober), you’ll get superior fairly rapidly. Quickly I used to be in control of giving folks breaks and coaching new workers, which was a reasonably candy job (you bought to principally do what you needed so long as everybody received their break on time) and paid barely extra. At some point I am going to present a break to a brand new man. He smiles and takes his bag stuffed with change (containing 1–2 grand in ones/fives/tens/twenties this late within the day) and runs off to presumably lock it within the little safes they provide us to carry the cash. The man by no means got here again.”
“Safety and administration come by, they ask me a bunch of questions on him, and ultimately they notice that he gave fully pretend info and labored someday so he may steal a pair thousand {dollars}. They by no means discovered the man.”
20.“After I was 14, I labored at a floral enterprise who principally employed anybody. My obligation for that day was to face in one of many greenhouses and shove seeds into little soil pots all day. I used to be partnered up with this man most likely in his early 20s…typical burnout with the 24/7 confused look who would spend all day telling everybody about how a lot of a badass he was. My boss was fucking unhinged. He had an extremely quick mood. His typical response to somebody doing one thing flawed could be to throw his hat then break issues (together with however not restricted to vegetation, chairs, a tow motor as soon as, and so forth.). In any case, apparently the child I used to be working with fucked one thing up, and the boss had simply observed it.”
“He got here storming into the greenhouse, purple within the face. He began yelling on the child for one thing he had finished beforehand, then started kicking shit over and ultimately telling him to ‘GET THE FUCK OUT AND DON’T COME BACK. YOU’RE FIRED.’ As an alternative of this child strolling out together with his head down, he runs as much as the boss, rips his shirt off, and yells, ‘IF I CAN DO 100 PUSH-UPS IN ONE MINUTE, I KEEP MY JOB.’ He wasn’t asking, he was telling. He drops down and begins doing the quickest push-ups I’ve ever witnessed. He mumbled his solution to 100, put his shirt again on, walked again to the bench, and continued planting seeds like nothing ever occurred. Boss by no means stated one other phrase.”
21.“I labored for a state company about 20 years in the past. New Division Director despatched out a protracted and really stern e-mail telling workers that there could be zero tolerance for porn on firm computer systems. Quick-forward two years and our IT group reported him for having porn on his workplace pc. I can’t wrap my head round how he thought he wouldn’t be came upon. In fact he was fired.”
22.Relatedly… “I had a coworker who stayed late to observe porn. One other coworker caught him USING MY COMPUTER. He could not even use his personal pc to do it!”
23.“I’ll always remember the day our GM virtually received us shut down. I labored at a Fuddruckers, and he brutally murdered an opossum that was exterior our again doorways on the patio by hitting it over the top a number of instances with a hammer after which stabbing it repeatedly with a prep knife…in entrance of about 20 aged girls.”
Lastly, let’s finish on some lighter ones which might be simply fully unhinged:
24.“I work at a printing firm. We frequently print on foil paper. That is aluminum foil laminated to common paper. On the press, the rolls spin fairly quick and are as much as 5 toes in diameter. They’re basically huge, 1,500-pound capacitors. One man stands there holding his hand to the roll because it spins and waits for an unsuspecting passerby. When the sufferer walks by, he reaches out to them and shoots a thick, crackling arc of static electrical energy at them, as much as a foot away. He actually has a vivid lightening bolt taking pictures from his fingertips.”
25.“I work in a reasonably large manufacturing unit. This one man, upon getting fired, rode his motorbike throughout the store ground. The store foremen chased him round for, like, 10 minutes earlier than he lastly left. Fairly epic goodbye, I might say.”
26.“I used to work in an enormous manufacturing unit. One man received fired for lacking too many days. There was a rumor going round that he was going to streak by way of the manufacturing unit ground. Nobody actually believed it, however the man was a little bit of a free cannon so the HR guys escort him off the premises with a safety guard… Ten minutes later, he climbed over a fence, bare, to get again in and proceeded to run across the manufacturing unit holding his privates yelling ‘wwwhhhooooooo!'”
27.“At my final internship…a coworker military crawled out of her cubicle, by way of the corridor manner, and onto the elevator. No person ever noticed her once more.”
What’s your wildest coworker or boss story? Tell us within the feedback.
Submissions have been edited for size/readability.
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