The State of the Union was final evening, which is principally the Tremendous Bowl for individuals obsessive about the information.
As a result of my timeline is filled with nerds crackin’ jokes, I’ve compiled among the finest ones. Take pleasure in.
1.
Deleting Hinge…. once more. https://t.co/83xGlhzwVi
— FGvW (@FatGirlvsWorld) March 8, 2024
CSPAN/Twitter: @FatGirlvsWorld
2.
It is me. Hello. I am the issue. It is me. pic.twitter.com/PbiV6Mnaoh
— Melissa Murray (@ProfMMurray on Threads 🧵) (@ProfMMurray) March 8, 2024
MSNBC/Twitter: @ProfMMurray
3.
me texting “lol that’s so humorous” https://t.co/aX2u81rPML
— Adam Smith (@asmith83) March 8, 2024
CSPAN/Twitter: @asmith83
4.
Fairly certain this is among the Lollipop Youngsters https://t.co/99yeX23SMp
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 8, 2024
5.
My toddler when he sees a canine he’s by no means seen earlier than pic.twitter.com/fLtthbp53p
— Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw) March 8, 2024
6.
Why is Marjorie Taylor Greene dressed just like the highway supervisor for devil’s touring accordion band? pic.twitter.com/4HHMotOytx
— Renee (@PettyLupone) March 8, 2024
7.
while you’re in an argument and so they’re low key making good factors pic.twitter.com/lHvfiQA2rd
— Jessica (Ka) Burbank (@JessicaLBurbank) March 8, 2024
8.
Does the again of Biden’s blazer have a display screen taking part in Pornhub? pic.twitter.com/8mVe7z6WiM
— The Each day Present (@TheDailyShow) March 8, 2024
9.
Wow. Is {that a} Subzero fridge with matching panels? Opening value level is greater than $10,000 earlier than customization. https://t.co/IvtiprL3st
— Jen Taub (@jentaub) March 8, 2024
10.
truthfully, so actual. pic.twitter.com/T99rEFYGNd
— Annie Wu⸆⸉ (all socials: @annie_wu_22) (@Annie_Wu_22) March 8, 2024
11.
You’re telling me this isn’t an episode of Veep? #SOTU2024 pic.twitter.com/PCL1WpiwiP
— Kelley 🌙 (@kelleymcgrathx) March 8, 2024
12.
Completely nothing creepier than a republican theater child pic.twitter.com/REp9XMgmug
— GL (@gldivittorio) March 8, 2024
13.
That is what the Republican nominee for President is at present doing. pic.twitter.com/fFpS9Ts28O
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) March 8, 2024
14.
males will take a look at you want this once they lean in to kiss you pic.twitter.com/hYbzQVBzFb
— Joshua Rush (@JoshuaRush) March 8, 2024
15.
The SCOTUS justices everytime the digital camera pans to them: pic.twitter.com/53ysnAtjvR
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) March 8, 2024
16.
When your son is residence checking your looking historical past pic.twitter.com/pKLlfk7XR9
— B.W. Carlin (@BaileyCarlin) March 8, 2024
17.
When your face comes up on the Jumbotron pic.twitter.com/A6UJjmMmWP
— The Each day Present (@TheDailyShow) March 8, 2024
MSNBC/Twitter: @TheDailyShow
18.
jessie, i despatched the incorrect batch to Joe, we bought to cease him pic.twitter.com/OuuLvXB0Qz
— Ebolaman (@ebolaman131) March 8, 2024
19.
It’s so bizarre that all of them costume like Trump now. https://t.co/P6nIxlXhtv
— Tim Miller (@Timodc) March 8, 2024
CNN/Twitter: @Timodc
20.
Me within the viewers when Nicole Kidman says “We come to this place for magic” pic.twitter.com/Asn6RXDXJ5
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 8, 2024
MSNBC/Twitter: @ditzkoff
21.
Renewing your marriage ceremony vows like pic.twitter.com/jpZryjEuve
— organizermemes (panda period) (@OrganizerMemes) March 8, 2024
22.
when the bar closes however the afters are simply beginning pic.twitter.com/ewHR93VYDH
— Josh Sorbe (@joshsorbe) March 8, 2024
23.
Biden shaking arms after the #SOTU pic.twitter.com/WMoGc9t0Oe
— organizermemes (panda period) (@OrganizerMemes) March 8, 2024
24.
WHERE ARE THE CALLBACKS BEING POSTED??? KATIE IS LIKE FREAKING OUT!!! pic.twitter.com/0S9kiAK4jA
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 8, 2024
25.
me and my nemesis ready for another people to hop on the zoom pic.twitter.com/WrHwRSHWVG
— Jason Sparks (actual) (@sparksjls) March 8, 2024
26.
when she noticed him and he noticed her. pic.twitter.com/ANJPmnALK4
— Florida Chris (@chrislongview) March 8, 2024
27.
not sensing lots of heat right here pic.twitter.com/W47iD7iLs1
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 8, 2024
28.
https://t.co/nWRCT4Ooww pic.twitter.com/4OwbR1d40j
— Keith (@nagy_minaj) March 8, 2024
Getty Pictures/ Twitter: @nagy_minaj
29.
Mike Johnson attempting to resolve how to reply to critiques of Putin. pic.twitter.com/anC2UcF2hn
— Tim Miller (@Timodc) March 8, 2024
30.
When HR will get added to the calendar invite pic.twitter.com/uHAhusqgyA
— The Random Recruiter (@randomrecruiter) March 8, 2024
31.
completely bonkers outfit. no notes. https://t.co/rZlNOp5ONS
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) March 8, 2024
32.
Obsessive about the way in which she’s whispering as if this isn’t even her home. She simply broke into somebody’s kitchen and began hissing about Chinapic.twitter.com/dGxYGRRDWx
— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) March 8, 2024
33.
Is Sheila Jackson Lee sporting a RING POP? pic.twitter.com/hsc0oZWCMB
— Noah Mitchell (@noahmtweets) March 8, 2024
34.
Relatable. https://t.co/DoLkHqLh8e
— Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@RepJasmine) March 8, 2024
35. And lastly…
Okay however truly me at each celebration I’ve ever been to pic.twitter.com/vx44ZpUKS7
— Amanda Ach (@amandaach) March 8, 2024
