35 Jokes About The State Of The Union That Are Means, Means Funnier Than They Ought to Be
The State of the Union was final evening, which is principally the Tremendous Bowl for individuals obsessive about the information.
As a result of my timeline is filled with nerds crackin’ jokes, I’ve compiled among the finest ones. Take pleasure in.
1.
Deleting Hinge…. once more. https://t.co/83xGlhzwVi
— FGvW (@FatGirlvsWorld) March 8, 2024
CSPAN/Twitter: @FatGirlvsWorld
2.
It is me. Hello. I am the issue. It is me. pic.twitter.com/PbiV6Mnaoh
— Melissa Murray (@ProfMMurray on Threads 🧵) (@ProfMMurray) March 8, 2024
MSNBC/Twitter: @ProfMMurray
3.
me texting “lol that’s so humorous” https://t.co/aX2u81rPML
— Adam Smith (@asmith83) March 8, 2024
CSPAN/Twitter: @asmith83
4.
Fairly certain this is among the Lollipop Youngsters https://t.co/99yeX23SMp
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 8, 2024
5.
My toddler when he sees a canine he’s by no means seen earlier than pic.twitter.com/fLtthbp53p
— Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw) March 8, 2024
6.
Why is Marjorie Taylor Greene dressed just like the highway supervisor for devil’s touring accordion band? pic.twitter.com/4HHMotOytx
— Renee (@PettyLupone) March 8, 2024
7.
while you’re in an argument and so they’re low key making good factors pic.twitter.com/lHvfiQA2rd
— Jessica (Ka) Burbank (@JessicaLBurbank) March 8, 2024
8.
Does the again of Biden’s blazer have a display screen taking part in Pornhub? pic.twitter.com/8mVe7z6WiM
— The Each day Present (@TheDailyShow) March 8, 2024
9.
Wow. Is {that a} Subzero fridge with matching panels? Opening value level is greater than $10,000 earlier than customization. https://t.co/IvtiprL3st
— Jen Taub (@jentaub) March 8, 2024
10.
truthfully, so actual. pic.twitter.com/T99rEFYGNd
— Annie Wu⸆⸉ (all socials: @annie_wu_22) (@Annie_Wu_22) March 8, 2024
11.
You’re telling me this isn’t an episode of Veep? #SOTU2024 pic.twitter.com/PCL1WpiwiP
— Kelley 🌙 (@kelleymcgrathx) March 8, 2024
12.
Completely nothing creepier than a republican theater child pic.twitter.com/REp9XMgmug
— GL (@gldivittorio) March 8, 2024
13.
That is what the Republican nominee for President is at present doing. pic.twitter.com/fFpS9Ts28O
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) March 8, 2024
14.
males will take a look at you want this once they lean in to kiss you pic.twitter.com/hYbzQVBzFb
— Joshua Rush (@JoshuaRush) March 8, 2024
15.
The SCOTUS justices everytime the digital camera pans to them: pic.twitter.com/53ysnAtjvR
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) March 8, 2024
16.
When your son is residence checking your looking historical past pic.twitter.com/pKLlfk7XR9
— B.W. Carlin (@BaileyCarlin) March 8, 2024
17.
When your face comes up on the Jumbotron pic.twitter.com/A6UJjmMmWP
— The Each day Present (@TheDailyShow) March 8, 2024
MSNBC/Twitter: @TheDailyShow
18.
jessie, i despatched the incorrect batch to Joe, we bought to cease him pic.twitter.com/OuuLvXB0Qz
— Ebolaman (@ebolaman131) March 8, 2024
19.
It’s so bizarre that all of them costume like Trump now. https://t.co/P6nIxlXhtv
— Tim Miller (@Timodc) March 8, 2024
CNN/Twitter: @Timodc
20.
Me within the viewers when Nicole Kidman says “We come to this place for magic” pic.twitter.com/Asn6RXDXJ5
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 8, 2024
MSNBC/Twitter: @ditzkoff
21.
Renewing your marriage ceremony vows like pic.twitter.com/jpZryjEuve
— organizermemes (panda period) (@OrganizerMemes) March 8, 2024
22.
when the bar closes however the afters are simply beginning pic.twitter.com/ewHR93VYDH
— Josh Sorbe (@joshsorbe) March 8, 2024
23.
Biden shaking arms after the #SOTU pic.twitter.com/WMoGc9t0Oe
— organizermemes (panda period) (@OrganizerMemes) March 8, 2024
24.
WHERE ARE THE CALLBACKS BEING POSTED??? KATIE IS LIKE FREAKING OUT!!! pic.twitter.com/0S9kiAK4jA
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 8, 2024
25.
me and my nemesis ready for another people to hop on the zoom pic.twitter.com/WrHwRSHWVG
— Jason Sparks (actual) (@sparksjls) March 8, 2024
26.
when she noticed him and he noticed her. pic.twitter.com/ANJPmnALK4
— Florida Chris (@chrislongview) March 8, 2024
27.
not sensing lots of heat right here pic.twitter.com/W47iD7iLs1
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 8, 2024
28.
https://t.co/nWRCT4Ooww pic.twitter.com/4OwbR1d40j
— Keith (@nagy_minaj) March 8, 2024
Getty Pictures/ Twitter: @nagy_minaj
29.
Mike Johnson attempting to resolve how to reply to critiques of Putin. pic.twitter.com/anC2UcF2hn
— Tim Miller (@Timodc) March 8, 2024
30.
When HR will get added to the calendar invite pic.twitter.com/uHAhusqgyA
— The Random Recruiter (@randomrecruiter) March 8, 2024
31.
completely bonkers outfit. no notes. https://t.co/rZlNOp5ONS
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) March 8, 2024
32.
Obsessive about the way in which she’s whispering as if this isn’t even her home. She simply broke into somebody’s kitchen and began hissing about Chinapic.twitter.com/dGxYGRRDWx
— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) March 8, 2024
33.
Is Sheila Jackson Lee sporting a RING POP? pic.twitter.com/hsc0oZWCMB
— Noah Mitchell (@noahmtweets) March 8, 2024
34.
Relatable. https://t.co/DoLkHqLh8e
— Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@RepJasmine) March 8, 2024
35. And lastly…
Okay however truly me at each celebration I’ve ever been to pic.twitter.com/vx44ZpUKS7
— Amanda Ach (@amandaach) March 8, 2024