There’s one query each patriotic American voter must be asking proper now: How many $60 Bibles has Joe Biden bought?
I’ll inform you what number of: zero! The person I’m alleged to consider “gained” the 2020 presidential election has not bought a single $60 Bible. How can I do know he’s a person of religion? By the truth that he goes to church every Sunday? Please.
MY president – Donald Trump – is a real Christian, and I do know that as a result of he proudly stands in entrance of a digital camera and encourages folks to place down $60 for a possibly-real-leather-bound Bible he’s endorsing and getting cash from promoting. That’s a pure marriage (conventional, after all) of religion and capitalism, the 2 issues that make America nice (once more).
What sort of president DOESN’T promote $60 Bibles?
It baffles me the way you liberals can assist a person who doesn’t promote and occasionally autograph Bibles. You individuals are sick!
Let me ask you one other query about your so-called presidential candidate. Has Biden endangered the life of a single judge’s daughter referring to a hush cash case that facilities round an alleged affair with an adult-film star?
YOU WISH!
Trump is hawking Bibles. I hope he reads what it says.
An actual chief will viciously assault a decide’s daughter with no proof
This previous week, PRESIDENT Trump boldly took to his Fact Social account and lashed out bigly at Manhattan Decide Juan Merchan, who’s overseeing the TOTAL WITCH HUNT prison trial alleging Trump paid adult-film star Stormy Daniels to maintain quiet about their affair previous to the 2016 election.
He additionally Christianly railed on the decide’s daughter, writing that she is “a Rabid Trump Hater, who has admitted to having conversations along with her father about me” whereas not offering any proof, which is a complete alpha-male transfer.
In a later publish, Trump even named Merchan’s daughter, making her a goal for us loyal MAGA followers who devoutly abide by the a part of the $60 Trump Bible (King Blames version) that we assume says: “Thou shalt deliver toil and on-line threats to all who Donald Trump assails on his Fact Social web page, for thou apparently hast nothing higher to do with thy time.”
Biden is clearly too previous and frail to fleece his supporters
Now I’ll ask once more: What number of judges’ daughters has Sleepy Joe Biden publicly attacked these days? The reply is none. How can I belief a president who does not have the center to do one thing abhorrent?
The elemental variations between these two candidates doesn’t cease with Biden being too weak to promote Bibles or put targets on the backs of different folks’s youngsters.
How a lot donor cash has previous Stumblin’ Joe used to repay his authorized charges? You guessed it: zilch. What a dope. Trump spent more than $55 million of donor money to pay authorized payments final yr – LIKE A BOSS.
Can Trump afford to marketing campaign? Biden and Trump are both in a world of hurt. But Biden has the cash to fix his problems.
Trump exhibits braveness by way of nepotism and dishonesty
Has Biden appointed his daughter-in-law to run the Democratic National Committee, successfully taking full control of the party’s money and voter outreach equipment and demanding absolute fealty? Yeah, proper. He’s too busy “going to mass on Sunday” or “giving advice to a child with a stutter” or “declaring that the economy is defying all expectations.”
So lame.
Did Biden have the center to put in writing a social media publish this previous week that misspells his opponent’s identify and creates two new phrases? Hell no.
However Trump did, writing: “I’m not operating to terminate the ACA, AS CROOKED JOE BUDEN DISINFORMATES AND MISINFORMATES ALL THE TIME.”
We’d like a president robust sufficient to cynically manipulate folks
The superior candidate is evident as day. You anticipate me, a God-fearing lover of America, to get behind a person who can’t promote a single Bible, has leveled zero threats at a member of the judiciary or his youngsters, isn’t embroiled in a prison case involving Stormy Daniels, refuses to take advantage of his personal celebration for private acquire and, maybe worst of all, is aware of methods to spell phrases?
Gimme a break. Which not-$60 version of the Bible have YOU been studying, loser?
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